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\r\n\r\nRoger Pel\u00e0ez<\/strong>\u00a0portava molts anys esperant aquest moment en qu\u00e8 els idiotes dominen el m\u00f3n perqu\u00e8 ell \u00e9s molt idiota i t\u00e9 per segur que, amb una mica de sort, un tros o altre de m\u00f3n li\u2019n tocar\u00e0. Canta, dibuixa, estudia el Talmud i ha publicat llibres de\u00a0tebeos<\/em>\u00a0on simplifica les coses per fer la vida m\u00e9s manejable i meng\u00edvola a penya com ell. Que no tenen res, que no s\u00f3n res i que no aspiren a res.\r\n
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<\/div>","desc_es":"A veces uno est\u00e1 en momentos tan bajos que cree que ya ha tocado techo\u00a0de momento bajo. Pero el techo del momento bajo siempre est\u00e1\u00a0en alza\u00a0y nunca la mano de quien est\u00e1 en el hoyo no se le acerca. Sin embargo, \u00bfqu\u00e9 m\u00e1s da? \u00bfa qui\u00e9n le importa toda esta horrorosa mierda promocional? Imaginaros que por un momento pudierais\u00a0hablar 58 minutos de lo que quisierais sin saber si sois listos o inmensamente idiotas, sin saber si sois pobres o ricos, sin saber si sois interesantes o un plomo del m\u00e1s grande de los calibres, sin saber si se os entiende al hablar o si chamullais\u00a0como si no tuvierais\u00a0dientes y las enc\u00edas fueran\u00a0un cementerio de carcoma podrida. Imaginaros colgadas bocabajo en gravedad cero. Sin ataduras esot\u00e9ricas, sin matorrales geneal\u00f3gicos, sin constelaci\u00f3n familiar. \u00bfQu\u00e9 dir\u00edais? Venid a ver este espect\u00e1culo y lo sabr\u00e9is. Un espect\u00e1culo que habla de lo que vosotros dir\u00edais. Y acierta.\r\n\r\n
\r\n\r\nRoger Pel\u00e0ez<\/strong>\u00a0llevaba muchos a\u00f1os esperando este momento en el que los idiotas dominan el mundo porqu\u00e9 \u00e9l es muy idiota y tiene por seguro que, con un poco de suerte, alg\u00fan que otro pedazo del mundo le tocar\u00e1. Canta, dibuja, estudia el Talmud y ha publicado libros de\u00a0tebeos\u00a0en los que simplifica las cosas para hacer la vida m\u00e1s manejable y comible a pe\u00f1a como \u00e9l. Que no tienen nada, que no son nada y que no aspiran a nada.\r\n
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\r\n\r\nRoger Pel\u00e0ez\u00a0<\/strong>has been waiting many years for the moment when the idiots will take over the world, because he\u2019s a major idiot and he\u2019s convinced that, with a little luck, some piece or other of the world will fall to him. He sings, he draws, he studies the Talmud and he\u2019s published comic books where he simplifies things to make life more manageable and digestible for people like him. Who have nothing, who are nothing and who aspire to nothing.\r\n
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Tickets:\u00a0<\/span>7,5 euros ONLINE & 9 euros BOX OFFICE<\/div>\r\n
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